10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.