10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.