10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz