10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!