10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow