10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from