10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen