10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05