10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi