10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers