10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright