10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!