10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.