10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.