10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is for fat, American losers.