10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth