10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo