10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels