10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- It's Free To Fold...
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"