10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.