10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger