10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.