10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A