10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Welcome to kicker school
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is for loners.