10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders