10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.