10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain