10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Fold and live to fold again
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.