10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth