10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek