10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon