10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed