10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.