10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.