10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.