10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "No river, no fish."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.