10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.