10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.