10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.