10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from