10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow