10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.