10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"