10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.