10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.