10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is for loners.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'