10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.