10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.