10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.