10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.